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damn army -.-

Tue Jul 31, 2007, 5:15 PM
so i was thinking about signing up to the army a while ago.. and i took a test to see what i could qualify for..
well my test results came back pretty high, i guess. High enough that nearly EVERY DAMN FIELD they wanted to put me in was "top secret security clearance" positions..
well.. i told them that i didn't want to join up right this instant and wanted to look into other things..
and now they won't leave me the fuck alone -.-;;;

they have gotten 3 different people to try to convince me into signing up

*sigh* ..
so all in all.. never.. ever.. ever talk to a recruiter for ANY military branch until you are 100% sure you're gonna join.. otherwise you'll live forever with them on your ass.. >.<

goddamn.. military

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~blackdahilia:iconblackdahilia: Jul 31, 2007, 5:53:03 PM
well thats why i dont do that lol cuz i would score really high too lol

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~Jade-Marius:iconJade-Marius: Jul 31, 2007, 7:23:17 PM
Lol run away run away! They used to call and call my mom after I moved away.

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~superpineapplemeow:iconsuperpineapplemeow: Jul 31, 2007, 7:45:39 PM
I warned you!?

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~KawaiPsychoJohnny:iconKawaiPsychoJohnny: Jul 31, 2007, 9:20:28 PM
yeah... why's they wanting to kill off the smart people!! Dx
i think it's a conspiracy...

or maybe they're running low cause only stupid people are stupid enough to join xD
*just insulted half his family*

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~KawaiPsychoJohnny:iconKawaiPsychoJohnny: Jul 31, 2007, 9:21:02 PM
eep >.<

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~KawaiPsychoJohnny:iconKawaiPsychoJohnny: Jul 31, 2007, 9:21:38 PM
you didn't warn me of anything..
you just begged me not to enlist cause 'i might die'
so hush, you

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~superpineapplemeow:iconsuperpineapplemeow: Jul 31, 2007, 9:30:00 PM
I love you

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~ElcyionCoire:iconElcyionCoire: Jul 31, 2007, 9:30:42 PM
haaaahahahaa, duh : p

don't join the army 'tho... get the navy : x much less likely that you'll be thrown into the meat grinder in iraq ^.^



actually, what you ought to do, is call recruiters for all the other branches.... then let 'em fight over you 'til you get a better deal :) ((bigger signing bonus, etc...))

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~KawaiPsychoJohnny:iconKawaiPsychoJohnny: Jul 31, 2007, 9:46:56 PM
o.O .... <.<;
um... kay

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